Pasta/Pizza - Pasticcio by Iosefina O. - Recipia
I will never forget the first time I made this lasagna… I filled the entire kitchen with dishes and almost forgot to turn on the oven, and I put the cheese haphazardly between the layers, almost giving up. But I still ate it with gusto, especially since the smell in the house was indescribable and I could hardly wait for it to cool down. Since then, I've made it many times, sometimes with pork, sometimes with chicken, and every time it turns out differently – but still delicious.

Let me tell you how long it takes: you’ll need about 2 hours for all the fun, including the time in the oven and those two or three sips of water between the layers. It serves six hungry people, or eight if no one goes overboard with the portions. It’s not complicated, but you have to be willing to get messy and deal with all the pots – it’s not like a bagged salad, you know.

Why do I keep making this over and over? Because it’s the only dish that disappears like magic when I take it out of the oven, as if it were at a buffet. And everyone, from my picky dad to my friend who won’t touch saucy foods, asks for another slice. Plus, it travels really well for lunch at the office or a picnic; it doesn’t dry out and doesn’t get soggy when reheated. I tried to skip the creamy sauce on top, but no, it just doesn’t work without it – it’s like onions in soup.

Here’s what you need, along with my reasons for each:

- 500g ground meat (I use a mix of pork and beef, so it’s not too fatty or too lean) – it gives the base flavor and holds everything together; you can’t have lasagna without meat, right?
- 2 packs of cannelloni or long tubes (about 400g) – I’ve tried using classic sheets, but the tubes hold up better when cutting and don’t fall apart.
- 1 medium onion, finely chopped – to enhance the meat sauce; without it, the flavor is too flat.
- 200ml thick tomato puree, homemade if you have it – it binds the sauce and adds color.
- 1 cup of water (about 200ml) – to thin out the puree; otherwise, it gets too sticky and burns in the oven.
- 250g grated cheese (hard telemea or cheddar, or a mix, it doesn’t matter) – makes everything creamier between the layers.
- Salt and pepper to taste – I tend to add more pepper, so I feel like I’m eating something substantial.
- A pinch of ground nutmeg – it gives that warm “home-cooked” aroma; I can’t describe it any other way, don’t skip it.
- 2 crushed cloves – optional, but if you want a hint of interesting flavor, add them.
- 2 tablespoons of oil – for sautéing the onion and meat.
- 1 tablespoon of butter – to grease the baking dish, so nothing sticks and it smells nice.

For the creamy sauce on top (it’s something between béchamel and a cheese cream):

- 1 liter of milk (I use 3.5% fat for flavor) – the base of the cream, adds volume and creaminess.
- 8 tablespoons of flour (plain white) – thickens the sauce.
- 3 eggs – holds everything together; otherwise, it will separate.
- 50g butter – for flavor, don’t skip it.
- Salt and a pinch of nutmeg (about what you can hold between two fingers).
- 1 cup (about 100g) grated cheese – to keep the sauce from being bland; it ends up almost like a kind of cottage cheese.

If you don’t feel like making the sauce, you can use 2 packets of store-bought béchamel, but it’s not the same – that’s only for when I’m really in a hurry.

Now, let me walk you through the steps, as I’ve learned some little tricks along the way:

1. Put a large pot of water to boil and add salt, just like you would for pasta. When it’s boiling, add the pasta and cook them for only 3-4 minutes if they’re tubes (don’t let them turn to mush; they should remain a bit firm in the middle). Drain them in a colander and rinse them under cold water; otherwise, they’ll stick together and you’ll end up with a compact mass of pasta instead of lasagna. The first time, I forgot to rinse them and ended up scooping everything out of the dish with a spatula...

2. In a fairly large skillet, pour in the oil, let it heat up, and add the chopped onion. Stir until it softens – don’t burn it, just make it translucent. Add the ground meat, breaking it up well with a wooden spoon so there are no lumps. After about 5-7 minutes, when it starts to brown, add salt, pepper, nutmeg, and cloves. Add the tomato puree and the cup of water. Let it simmer uncovered for about 15 minutes, so the water reduces and it thickens, not leaving a watery sauce.

3. In the meantime, make the creamy sauce. In a saucepan, whisk together the milk, flour, and eggs. Heat over low and stir continuously (otherwise, it will form lumps). Once it starts to thicken – be patient, at first it seems like nothing is happening – add the grated cheese, salt, and nutmeg. Remove from heat only when it’s like a thicker sour cream. The first time, I turned the heat up too high and almost ruined the whole thing, so don’t rush.

4. Take a large baking dish, enough to fit everything in two or three layers. Grease it all over with butter (including the edges, as it will stick there if you don’t). Place half of the pasta, then half of the grated cheese (if you saved some for two layers), and half of the meat sauce. Level it out, then add the remaining pasta, more cheese, and the rest of the meat. Finally, pour the cream on top, covering everything (don’t leave any gaps, or it will dry out in the oven).

5. Put the dish in a preheated oven at 180°C (medium heat). Let it bake for about 40 minutes, or until you see it’s nicely browned on top and smells irresistible. Sometimes I put it under the grill for the last 5 minutes to make the top even crispier, but not everyone is in the mood for that.

6. Remove the dish and let it breathe for at least 15 minutes, so everything doesn’t spill out when you cut it. Don’t try to cut it while it’s hot; it will come out all messy (but still delicious, just not pretty).

Useful tips, variations, and serving ideas

Tips
The most common mistake happens with the pasta – if you overcook them or don’t rinse them, you’ll end up with stuck layers or a kind of “pasta pudding.” Don’t rush the creamy sauce either; keep it on low heat and stir patiently; it’s a shame to make it lumpy. If you think you have too much cream, don’t use it all; save a bit for another time – you don’t want to drown the lasagna. Don’t be afraid of cheese; if you use too little, it will be dry.

Ingredient substitutions / adaptations
You can use chicken if you want a lighter option. For a vegetarian version, replace the meat with chopped mushrooms or even diced zucchini, plus a bit of sautéed spinach – so you don’t get hungry two hours later. Gluten-free? You can find special gluten-free tubes, and for the sauce, substitute the flour with a gluten-free alternative (cornstarch works too). No nutmeg? You can skip it, but it won’t have that same warm aroma, that’s true.

Variations
Some people add a thin layer of grated carrot or zucchini between the pasta to “brighten” the flavor – I do this when it’s in season. I’ve also tried using mozzarella on top for a crust, and it works great. If you want to make it even faster, you can use no-boil lasagna sheets; just hydrate them with a bit of water or milk – but the flavor isn’t quite the same as with tubes.

Serving
It pairs wonderfully with a tomato salad with green onions and parsley, or with pickles – choose what you like. For drinks, I usually go for a cold blonde beer or a dry white wine. In the evening, at a big dinner, I also put out a platter of simple bruschetta to keep everyone satisfied until the lasagna cools down a bit.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use only pork or only beef?
Yes, but if you use only beef, make sure it’s not lean meat; otherwise, it will turn out too dry. Just pork will be fattier but more tender. I think the mix is ideal.

2. Can I make it ahead and reheat it the next day?
Absolutely, it seems like the flavors settle better. Just cover it in the fridge, and when you reheat it, put foil on top so it doesn’t dry out.

3. I don’t have cloves, what should I do?
No big deal. You can skip them; no one will cry. You can add a bit of freshly ground black pepper to slightly compensate for the flavor, but it’s not mandatory.

4. Can I make the creamy sauce without eggs?
Yes, but it will be more fluid and won’t hold together as well. You can increase the amount of cheese a bit or add some thick sour cream to help with the texture.

5. If I want to use flat lasagna sheets, do I need to boil them first?
I recommend blanching them for two or three minutes, even if the package says “no boil” – otherwise, you risk them not cooking fully. I’ve had that happen once, and I had to take the dish out halfway and put it back in the oven with a ladle of milk.

Nutritional values (approximate)
For a generous portion (about 1/8 of the dish, let’s say 300-350g), you have around 500-550 kcal. You get about 30-35g of protein, around 45g of carbohydrates, and 22g of fats, some of which are saturated (from the cheese and meat; you can’t escape that if you want flavor). It’s quite filling, but if you don’t overdo it with the portion and eat it with something light on the side, it’s not a calorie bomb. It provides energy, keeps you full, and isn’t loaded with sugars or processed items, which is fine for a main meal around lunch. If you want it to be more “diet-friendly,” go for chicken and low-fat cheese.

How to store and reheat

Leftovers (if you have any) keep very well in the fridge, covered, for about 3 days without worry. I once put it in the freezer, and it held up for about a month, but the cheese on top wasn’t the same after defrosting; it dried out a bit. Tip: when you reheat it in the oven, cover it with aluminum foil for the first 10-15 minutes so it doesn’t dry out. It can go in the microwave, but it won’t have that nice crust. The best way is in the oven at 150°C for about 15 minutes, and you’re done – it’s like freshly made. I also took it on a picnic, wrapped in foil, and it was good even at room temperature.

That’s my “no-fuss” lasagna; it always gets eaten up, no matter what you put in it. If you try it, see what flavor comes out with your ingredients, and you won’t have to worry about who’s cleaning the plates.

Ingredients

500g minced meat, 2 packets of pasta (like long tubes), 1 onion, broth, grated cheese, oil and butter for greasing the tray, salt, pepper, nutmeg, cloves. For the cream: 1 liter of milk, 1 box (2 packets) of béchamel.

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